May 2012
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It’s the oldest story in the world. One day, you’re 17 and you’re planning for...
– Nathan Scott (via no-one-hears-before-i-disappear)
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when adults comment on your status but their comment is totally irrelevent to what you said
your status will be like
going to a concert with friends!!!!!111
and said adult will be like
hi jimmy how are you i saw your brother today he’s getting so big tell your mom hi for me xxx -betsy
The sign of intelligence is that you are constantly wondering. Idiots are always...
– Vasudev (via ashelaysleeping)
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my facebook newsfeed
girl in bikini: ugh i know i'm gonna get hate for this but i'm comfortable with myself and it doesn't make you a slut
girl in bikini #2: im gonna get hate but whatever its the same as a bra and underwear
girl in bikini #3: yolo
girl in bikini #4: idgaf what you say, i'm comfortable with myself (; kthanksbye
“Daddy interrogates daughter to get a confession on who is her favorite parent.”
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chekhov:
Over 50,000 people died in the Vietnam war! Let’s go to the beach!
314-eater:
The hardcore way to eat ramen: 1. Boil water 2. Eat block of ramen 3. Drink boiled water 4. Snort flavored powder 5. Fuck bitches